PLEASE READ THIS GROUP LICENSE AGREEMENT CAREFULLY BEFORE BEING IN GROUP. BY BEING IN GROUP, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE, DO NOT BE IN GROUP. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THE LICENSE, PLEASE CLICK "DISAGREE/DECLINE" AT THE END OF THIS AGREEMENT AND RETURN THROUGH THE ENTRANCE FOR A FULL REFUND. GROUP IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, CONVECTION OVENS, NUCLEAR WEAPONRY OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF GROUP COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, SEVERE PSYCHOLOGICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.
WHEREAS, GROUP, acting through its global and local peers, currently owns various subatomic property rights used in connection with a number of pluralities, which pluralities are described in the Dissolution Agreement dated as of June 30, 1998, between GROUP and it’s peers; and
WHEREAS, the Parties hereto have determined that this Agreement is appropriate in order to effectuate the purposes of the Dissolution Agreement as described therein, and in order to promote a clear understanding of their respective subatomic property rights subsequent to the execution of said Dissolution Agreement and the Dissolution (as defined therein) contemplated thereby; now
THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual agreements, undertakings and covenants herein and therein, the sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged, the Parties hereby agree as follows:
I will not copy, disassemble, deinterlace, modify, mask, flatten, crop, invert or feather any part of GROUP or its affiliates or subsidiaries or subsidiaries’ affiliates or their affiliated subsidiaries.
I understand that this is not a concert. I understand that this is not a screening. I understand that this is not a hockey game. This is GROUP.
I understand that the achievement of GROUP depends on my own achievement. I have the power to create and destroy. I have the power to stay or leave. Creators, please stay; destroyers, please leave now through one of the designated exits.
If a single activity is too difficult for me to perform, I reserve the right to step aside quietly and rest, realizing that this action may jeopardize my personal achievement and thereby the achievement of GROUP.
I am not afraid of moving my body. I am not afraid to make sounds. I am not afraid to touch someone. I am not afraid of prolonged eye contact. I will tolerate the breathing of others. I am not afraid of darkness. I am not afraid of silence. I am not afraid of exhaustion. I am not afraid of GROUP.
I understand that GROUP is not a suitable substitute for omega3 fatty acids, forced air ventilation, UV sterilization or sex. I will alert GROUP of any allergies, accidents, comeuppances, perversions, likelihoods. I am not allergic to Apple, Peach, Mango, Strawberry, Banana, Spirulina, Soy Lecithin, Ascorbic Acid, Wheat Grass, Barley Grass, Jerusalem Artichoke, Bioflavonoids, Nova Scotia Dulse. I am micronutrient, multiversal, macrobiotic. I am not allergic to GROUP.
I will enjoy myself. I will enjoy the music and visuals provided. I will enjoy the tasks I am given. I understand that enjoyment is at my own risk. I understand that enjoyment is a form of community, a loss of cynicism, a leap of intuition, an affirmation of my inner character. And that all risk as to satisfaction, quality, accuracy, and enjoyment lies with me. I understand that enjoyment is a risk. This is the risk of being in GROUP.
I believe in honesty, humor, expenditure. When one door closes I will open it again and the other one too. I will be an open book, an open wound, an open mouth, an open end, a can of worms. I will give it my all. I will do what it takes. I will try my best. I will push it. I will believe in belief. I will believe in GROUP.
I subscribe to automatic updates and promotions. I subscribe to ego. I subscribe half-off deals on AerogardenUltra. I subscribe to undying hydroponics, eternal oxygen. I subscribe to the houseplants of my children’s children’s children. I subscribe to GROUP.
I will keep sharp objects away from the ego. While GROUP advocates spiritual contact and emotional massage, I will not abuse this liberation with indecent or objectionable advances. Only in ways that it wishes to be touched, I will touch GROUP.
I will tag, like, comment, post, reply, mention, share, update, follow, and friend. I am the hardware. I am the interface. I run the program. I will no longer be I. I will be becoming we. I am already becoming we. I have been becoming we. We are becoming GROUP.
We are with regards to GROUP, for the good of GROUP, in the service of GROUP, as stated by GROUP, with GROUP, for GROUP, by GROUP, via GROUP, on GROUP, about GROUP, at GROUP, to GROUP, like GROUP, through GROUP, as GROUP, in GROUP.